Archive for October 17th, 2008
Posted by kathavarta on October 17, 2008
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television.
After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, “Now, there’s the biggest horse’s ass I’ve ever seen.”
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. “She’s a horse’s ass too,” the man.
This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool.
“Damn it!” the man said, climbing back up to the bar. “This must be Bush country!”
“Nope,” the bartender replied. “Horse country!”
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
Posted in Funny Story, Story for Adult, Varta | Tagged: Acceptance, Accuracy, Act, Advice, Alert, Anger, Care, Confusion, Enlightenment, Experience, Horse, Humour, Loyal, Politics, Punishment, Story for Adult, US, Varta, Wisdom | 1 Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 17, 2008
Erich Honnecker (the president of East Germany) was invited to Moscow by Gorbachev (the president of USSR, Russia) for a visit. After weeks of preparation by Gorby, Honnecker arrives in Moscow. As part of the celebration activities, there is a big parade through the streets of Moscow.
While the two are watching the parade, Gorbachev takes a small boy aside and asks him, “Who is your mother?”
The child replies, “Mother Russia.” “And who is your father?”, asks Gorbachev.
The boy answers, “Why, its you Uncle Gorbachev!”.
Finally Gorbachev asks the boy, “and what do you want to be when you grow up?”.
The boy proudly replies, “a good communist!”.
Erich Honnecker, meanwhile, has been watching this and is very impressed. So impressed, that he decides to invite Gorbachev to [East] Berlin for a visit. Again, after weeks of preparation, Gorbachev’s plane lands in Berlin. And again, part of the celebration includes a parade. Remembering what Gorbachev did in Moscow, Honnecker repeats the scene:
He asks a little boy in the crowd, “Who is your mother?”
The child replies “the GDR [German Democratic Republic - East Germany].”
“And who is your father?”, asks Honnecker.
“Why, its you Uncle Honnecker!”, replies the child.
“And what do you want to be when you grow up?” queries Honnecker.
Without hesitation, the boy replies “an orphan.”
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
Posted in Funny Story, Story for Adult, Varta | Tagged: Acceptance, Accuracy, Act, Affection, Alert, Choice, Compassion, East Germany, Enlightenment, Existance, Fear, Humour, Love, Loyal, Politician, Politics, Relationship, Russia, Story for Adult, Varta, Wit | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 17, 2008
Three little boys went out to play in the snow and make snowmen. The first boy came in after just a few minutes. His mother asked him if he was finished with his snowman already. He answered that he had made a Superman snow man and it was easy, because he just had to add a cape.
The second boy came in after about an hour, so his mother asked him why it took him so long. He answered that he had made a Harry Potter snowman, and that it took a while to find a pair of glasses.
The third boy was out in the yard all day; in fact, he missed dinner. When he finally came in, it was after dark, and his mother asked why it had taken him so long. He answered that he had made a president George W. Bush snowman and that it had taken a lot longer than he thought to hollow out his head.
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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Posted by kathavarta on October 17, 2008
George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: “Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.”
Bush interrupted, “Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?”
The doctor replied, “That’s true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right side there isn’t anything left.”
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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Posted by kathavarta on October 17, 2008
Late one night in the Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
“Give me your money,” he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!”
“In that case,” replied the robber, “give me MY money!”
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
Posted in Funny Story, Story for Adult, Varta | Tagged: Accuracy, Act, Advice, American, Cheat, Choice, Common sense, Congressman, Criminal, Determination, Enlightenment, Humour, Justice, Politician, Prosperity, Story for Adult, Thief, US, Varta, Wisdom | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 17, 2008
The Prime Minister of Israel, Ariel Sharon, sits down with Yasser Arafat at the beginning of negotiations to resolve the conflict. The Prime Minister requests that he be allowed to begin with a story. Arafat assents.
Sharon begins his story: Years before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of the stream to do some bathing —including Moses.
When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was missing. “Who took my clothes?” Moses asked those around him.
“It was the Palestinians,” replied the Israelites.
Wait a minute,” objected Arafat immediately, “there were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!”
“All right,” replied the Prime Minister, “now that we’ve got that settled, lets begin our negotiations.”
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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