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BRIEF answer

Posted by kathavarta on October 28, 2008

Gurbachan is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

“Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,” he says, “it says here, ‘Answer the following questions in BRIEF’.”

By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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An insect falls into a mug of beer

Posted by kathavarta on October 28, 2008

Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out

American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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Process of creating the universe

Posted by kathavarta on October 28, 2008

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates ……………

“Look everything should be in balance.

For every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension….

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes….

And here is south America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests… So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.”

One of the angels asked… “God, what is this beautiful country here?”

God said “Aha…that is the crown piece of all. INDIA. My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…..”

The angel was quite surprised “But God you said everything should be in balance.”

God replied “Look at the neighbors I gave them” !!

By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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Pakistani Dictator Zia

Posted by kathavarta on October 28, 2008

Pak dictator Zia is speeding through Germany with his chauffeur at the wheel on his way to an important address. Driving down a country road, the chauffeur (who is distracted, looking out the window at the countryside) doesn’t see a pig walk out onto the road, and he hits it.

Stopping the car, he jumps out, and Zia climbs out also to see what is going on. The chauffeur, very distressed by what he’s done asks Zia what they should do, and Zia tells him impatiently that they’re in a hurry and they should move the pig to the side of the road and go to the address and worry about it later.

All the way to the address the chauffeur, who is a fairly good hearted person despite his employer, is worried about the family who owned the pig and wondered how they’d react to discovering the pig, so when they arrived he asked Zia whether he shouldn’t drive back to the farm and let them know what happened.

Zia agrees before hurrying to the podium, and the Chauffeur hurries back down the road.

Four hours later, he was stumbling down the road, his arms full of gifts. Zia in a rage demands to know what has happened to him, and the chauffeur explains, “I did what I thought was right. I went to the farm where I killed the pig. When I went and knocked on the door and gave them the news, they gave me these gifts, fed me the best food I’ve ever tasted and then sent me on my way.”

Zia seemed confused by this and asks his chauffeur, “well what exactly did you tell them”

To which the chauffeur replied “I really can’t understand it either, all I did was tell them “I’m Zia’s Chauffeur, and I killed the pig.”

By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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Happy Diwali 2064

Posted by kathavarta on October 28, 2008

Dear Readers,

www.KathaVarta.org is wishing you Happy Diwali 2064 (Vikram Samvat) to all our visitors. Wish you a prosporous Diwali the last day of the year 2064, will give you lots of Hope and prospority.

Keep reading KathaVarta.org to get Moral from this difficult world.

Good luck from,
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