Archive for October 30th, 2008
Posted by kathavarta on October 30, 2008
How the World Cup 2003 was won:
Super Six: Australia, India, Kenya, Sri Lanka, New Zealand and Zimbabwe.
Only countries whose name ended with A went into the Semi-Finals.
Australia
India
Kenya
Sri Lanka
(New Zealand and Zimbabwe did not have A at their end).
Only countries whose names ended with IA went into the Final
Australia
India
(Kenya and Sri Lanka did not have IA at their end)
Who took the Cup? : Kisne World Cup “Lia”? Austra”lia”!
Who gave the Cup? : Kisne World Cup “Dia”? In”dia”!
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
Posted in Children story, Funny Story, Story for Adult, Varta | Tagged: 2003, Australian, Consolidation, Cricket, Fun, Humour, India, Match, Winner, Wit, World Cup | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 30, 2008
(1) Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
(2) Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
(3) Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
(4) Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
(5) Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
(6) Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
(7) Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
(8) Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present…PROXY is a MUST
(9) If thou can’t convince them , confuse them.
(10) Thou shalt start every sentence with a four lettered word.
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
Posted in Funny Story, Story for Adult, Varta | Tagged: 10 commandments, Act, Advice, Alert, Attitude, Careful, Cheat, Choice, Engineer, Fun, Help, Idiot, Life, Reality, Thief, Think, Trust, Truth, Varta, Wit | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 30, 2008
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
Posted in Funny Story, Story for Adult, Varta | Tagged: Accuracy, Affection, Alert, Anger, Buffalo, Fun, Goat, Humour, Idiot, Lallu, Mayawati, Politician, Politics, Pride, Short Story, Think, Truth, Varta, Wise, Wit | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 30, 2008
Two game Cocks were fiercely fighting for the mastery of the farmyard.
One at last put the other to flight.
The vanquished Cock skulked away and hid himself in a quiet corner, while the conqueror, flying up to a high wall, flapped his wings and crowed exultingly with all his might.
An Eagle sailing through the air pounced upon him and carried him off in his talons.
The vanquished Cock immediately came out of his corner, and ruled henceforth with undisputed mastery.
Moral:
Pride goes before destruction.
Posted in Aesop Fable, Children story, Fables, Moral story, Varta | Tagged: Act, Advice, Aesop Fables, Alert, Careful, Celebration, Children, Cock, Eagle, Education, Ego, Fables, Fight, Idiot, Kids, Moral, Pride, Short Story, Varta, Wise | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 30, 2008
A Young Fawn once said to his Mother, “You are larger than a dog, and swifter, and more used to running, and you have your horns as a defense; why, then, O Mother! do the hounds frighten you so?”
She smiled, and said: “I know full well, my son, that all you say is true. I have the advantages you mention, but when I hear even the bark of a single dog I feel ready to faint, and fly away as fast as I can.”
Moral:
No arguments will give courage to the coward.
Posted in Aesop Fable, Children story, Fables, Moral story, Varta | Tagged: Acceptance, Act, Aesop Fables, Alert, Argument, Children, Courage, Coward, Doubt, Fables, Fawn, Fear, Kids, Life, Moral, Short Story, Truth, Varta, Wisdom, Wise | Leave a Comment »
