Posted by kathavarta on November 27, 2008
Scenario 1 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
– You are in Kolkatta
Scenario 2 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
— That’s Mumbai
Scenario 3 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
— That’s Delhi
Scenario 4 >
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall
— That’s Ahmedabad
Scenario 5 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software programm to stop the fight ..
but the fight doesn’t stop because of a bug in the program
— That’s Bangalore !!!!
Scenario 6 >
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that “ANNA” doesn’t like all this nonsense… Peace comes in.
— That’s Chennai
Scenario 7 >
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
— You are in Chandigarh
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
Posted in Funny Story, Varta | Tagged: Ahmedabad, Bangalore, Chandigarh, Chennai, Delhi, Fun, Humour, India, Indian, Kolkata, Mumbai, People, Varta | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on November 27, 2008
Name of Candidate: _______________________
Present Address
(i) Name of Jail: _______________________
(ii) Cell Number: _______________________
Political Party: ___________________(List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)
Sex: [ ]
A – Male
B – Female
C – Mayawati
Nationality: [ ]
A – Italian
B – Indian
Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A – Defected
B – Expelled
C – Bought out
D – None of above
E – All of above
Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A – To make money
B – To escape court trial
C – To grossly misuse power
D – To serve the public
E – I have no clue (if you choose “D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A – 1-2 yrs
B – 2-6yrs
C – 6-15yrs
D – 15+yrs
Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
A – 1-2 years
B – 2-6 years
C – 6-15 years
D – 15+years
Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A – Why not
B – Of Course
C – Definitely
D – I deny it all
E – I see a foreign hand.
What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A – 100-500 Crores
B – 500-1000 Crores
C – Overflow… (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A – No
B – No
C – No
D – No
Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]
Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)
By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
Posted in Funny Story, Story for Adult, Varta | Tagged: Application, Cheat, Contest, Corruption, Election, Fun, Humour, Indian, People, Politician, Politics | Leave a Comment »
