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Posted by kathavarta on October 24, 2008
An Eagle and a Fox formed an intimate friendship and decided to live near each other.
The Eagle built her nest in the branches of a tall tree, while the Fox crept into the underwood and there produced her young.
Not long after they had agreed upon this plan, the Eagle, being in want of provision for her young ones, swooped down while the Fox was out, seized upon one of the little cubs, and feasted herself and her brood.
The Fox on her return, discovered what had happened, but was less grieved for the death of her young than for her inability to avenge them. A just retribution, however, quickly fell upon the Eagle.
While hovering near an altar, on which some villagers were sacrificing a goat, she suddenly seized a piece of the flesh, and carried it, along with a burning cinder, to her nest.
A strong breeze soon fanned the spark into a flame, and the eaglets, as yet unfledged and helpless, were roasted in their nest and dropped down dead at the bottom of the tree.
There, in the sight of the Eagle, the Fox gobbled them up.
Moral:
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Posted in Aesop Fable, Children story, Fables, Moral story, Varta | Tagged: Acceptance, Advice, Aesop Fables, Attitude, Children, Counsel, Eagle, Emptiness, Enemy, Enlightenment, Experience, Fables, Fox, Friendship, Idiot, Kids, Lie, Short Story, Varta, Wisdom | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 24, 2008
An Eagle, overwhelmed with sorrow, sat upon the branches of a tree in company with a Kite.
“Why,” said the Kite, “do I see you with such a rueful look?”
“I seek,” she replied, “a mate suitable for me, and am not able to find one.”
“Take me,” returned the Kite, “I am much stronger than you are.”
“Why, are you able to secure the means of living by your plunder?” Eagle asked.
“Well, I have often caught and carried away an ostrich in my talons.” The Eagle, persuaded by these words, accepted him as her mate.
Shortly after the nuptials, the Eagle said, “Fly off and bring me back the ostrich you promised me.”
The Kite, soaring aloft into the air, brought back the shabbiest possible mouse, stinking from the length of time it had lain about the fields.
“Is this,” said the Eagle, “the faithful fulfillment of your promise to me?”
The Kite replied, “That I might attain your royal hand, there is nothing that I would not have promised, however much I knew that I must fail in the performance.”
Posted in Aesop Fable, Children story, Fables, Varta | Tagged: Acceptance, Act, Advice, Aesop Fables, Attitude, Challenge, Children, Confidence, Counsel, Eagle, Enlightenment, Experience, Fables, Honesty, Kite, Pretend, Relationship, Story for Adult, Varta, Wisdom | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 21, 2008
Bill Clinton calls Rush Limbaugh’s producer and asks to speak with Rush. The
producer replies, “I’m sorry Mr. President, but Rush has suddenly died.”
Clinton says, “OK.”, and hangs up.
About 15 minutes later Clinton calls again and receives a slightly more irritated “Rush has died.”
Again acknowledges and hangs up.
After about 20 minutes he calls again and asks to speak to Rush.
The producer replies in a loud voice, “I told you Rush is dead. Why can’t you understand that?”
Clinton replies, “Oh, I understand that, I just love to hear you say it.”
Posted in Funny Story, Story for Adult, Varta | Tagged: Act, Affection, Alert, Avaricious, Bill Clinton, Confession, Counsel, Death, Enjoy, Envy, Horror, Humour, Pleasure, Politician, President, Pretend, Revenge, Rush Limbaugh, Story for Adult, USA, Varta, Wit | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 20, 2008
Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well,devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says “Five million dollars” ….
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too.”
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked “Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says “Ten million dollars.” With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, “I want to call Pakistan too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody of my Parliament”….. He called.
Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked “Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says “Twenty dollars”.
Musharraf is stunned & says “Twenty dollars??? Only ??” What may be the reply from devil….
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The devil says “Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it’s local”
By: Rebecca, for www.19.5degs.com
Posted in Funny Story, Story for Adult, Varta | Tagged: Acceptance, Advice, Best, Common sense, Confusion, Counsel, Emptiness, England, Enlightenment, Envious, Existance, Experience, Hell, Humour, Joke, Pakistan, President, Story for Adult, USA, Varta, Wise, Wit | 1 Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 20, 2008
Bill Clinton, John Kerry and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a some banana republic.
Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, “Earthquake!”.
The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
John Kerry was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and John Kerry pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given John Kerry yelled out, “Tornado!”.
Again the squad fell apart and John slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was ‘thinking’, “Ah ha! I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.”
He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear, and yelled, “Fire!”
By: Rebecca, for www.19.5degs.com
Posted in Funny Story, Story for Adult, Varta | Tagged: Accuracy, Act, Advice, Alert, Attitude, Cheat, Clever, Counsel, Emptiness, Experience, Humour, Idiot, Important, Lie, President, Story for Adult, Think, US, Varta, Wise, Words | Leave a Comment »
Posted by kathavarta on October 20, 2008
A gaunt Wolf was almost dead with hunger when he happened to meet a House-dog who was passing by. “Ah, Cousin,” said the Dog. “I knew how it would be; your irregular life will soon be the ruin of you. Why do you not work steadily as I do, and get your food regularly given to you?”
“I would have no objection,” said the Wolf, “if I could only get a place.”
“I will easily arrange that for you,” said the Dog; “come with me to my master and you shall share my work.”
So the Wolf and the Dog went towards the town together. On the way there the Wolf noticed that the hair on a certain part of the Dog’s neck was very much worn away, so he asked him how that had come about.
“Oh, it is nothing,” said the Dog. “That is only the place where the collar is put on at night to keep me chained up; it chafes a bit, but one soon gets used to it.”
“Is that all?” said the Wolf. “Then good-bye to you, Master Dog.”
Moral:
Better starve free than be a fat slave.
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