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Bridge to Luxury

Posted by kathavarta on November 24, 2008

Once an Indian minister was on a tour to France and his French counterpart invited him for a dinner. When the Indian minister arrived at the latter’s residence, he was astonished to see that the latter was living in a very grand and luxurious bungalow and they had dinner in silver spoons and plates and all his bungalow were filled of precious antiques and other articles. He can not hold himself back and asked the French minister the reason for him living in such a grand style. On asking the French minister took him to a window.

French Minister : Do you see the river over there ?

Indian Minister : Yes.

French Minister : Do you see the bridge over it ?

Indian Minister : Yes.

French Minister : 10%.

After 5 years the same French minister got a chance to visit India and now it was the turn of our same Indian minister to invite him for a dinner. When the French minister arrived at the Indian minister’s residence, he was stunned to see that the latter was living in a palace like house and they had dinner in golden spoons and plates and he had hundreds of servants and all his bungalow were filled of jewelries and costliest furniture, antiques and other articles. Now it was his turn to ask, “Dear friend how could you afford to live such a grand style?”

The Indian minister took him to a window.

Indian Minister : Do you see the river over there ?

French Minister : Yes.

Indian Minister : Do you see the bridge over it ?

French Minister : No.

Indian Minister : 100 %

By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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Dumb and Dumber

Posted by kathavarta on November 23, 2008

After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express.

Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn’t understand Hindi had occupied his son’s berth.

Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English.

Santa Singh explained, “That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.”

By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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Gyani Zail Singh and Reagan

Posted by kathavarta on November 22, 2008

Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, “I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me.”

Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. “Dig the ground.”

Zail Singh digs.

Reagan says, “More, more, more…”

Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.

Reagan says, “So now, did you find anything?”

Zail Singh, “I got a wire!”

Reagan says, “You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!”

Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.

In India Gyani Ji says, “Now I want to show you the advancement in India!”

He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.

After some time Gyani Ji says, “More… more… more!”

Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.

Zail Singh says, “Find anything?”

Reagan tries but finds nothing, “Nothing here!”

Gyani Ji says, “You see even 400 years ago we had gone WIRELESS!”

By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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Spooky jokes…

Posted by kathavarta on October 31, 2008

1…A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, “I have been walking these corridors for 300 years.”

The man said, “in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?”…

2…What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap!

3…Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

4…What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
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Cricket World Cup 2003 Consolidation

Posted by kathavarta on October 30, 2008

How the World Cup 2003 was won:

Super Six: Australia, India, Kenya, Sri Lanka, New Zealand and Zimbabwe.
Only countries whose name ended with A went into the Semi-Finals.

Australia
India
Kenya
Sri Lanka

(New Zealand and Zimbabwe did not have A at their end).
Only countries whose names ended with IA went into the Final

Australia
India

(Kenya and Sri Lanka did not have IA at their end)

Who took the Cup? : Kisne World Cup “Lia”? Austra”lia”!

Who gave the Cup? : Kisne World Cup “Dia”? In”dia”!

By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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Lallu and Mayawati

Posted by kathavarta on October 30, 2008

Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.

Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?

Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?

Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

By: Jagadeesh, for www.19.5degs.com
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